Whatever people want to do behind closed doors or in the dark corners of Shanley Pavilion is fine with me but please don’t shove your alternative percussion in my face. How am I supposed to explain that to my children?
Whatever people want to do behind closed doors or in the dark corners of Shanley Pavilion is fine with me but please don’t shove your alternative percussion in my face. How am I supposed to explain that to my children?
School of Com will be officially renamed School of Overcommunication, effective as soon as a Titanic player asks for a non-geographic location this quarter.
“The idea is simple. Use Brew Bike’s generosity to destroy their thriving student-run business.”
“Yeah, I saw my typo,” said Mansfeld. “I’ve only been talking to her for four months nonstop, so I wasn’t about to be crazy over-eager by double texting to correct myself. That’s just, like, definitely not my vibe.”
Oops. Can you blame us though? It was like soooooo cold. Sorry.
Who do you think you are.
What gave you the right?
Fuck you.
“I think everyone will really love the new Zetas,” McCourt added. “And if they don’t like them, they’re just dolls, so they won’t be able to feel the soul-crushing insecurity I endure on a daily basis. We’re all looking forward to the social season ahead.”
Where art thou kept, o’ pants of camos and stripes?
It seems to me thou art reserved for one single night.
Estrella finds the discovery hopeful, “I mean who knows, maybe next we’ll learn there are other lakes!”
Wait, what the fuck? It says his top song is Jolene by Dolly Parton?
So, to you anonymous heroes, who crumple these gems in the corner of foyers at Mock Trial Fundragers, let me just say: Thank you.
Potential removals include “being premed”, “loving fall”, and “being from California”.
The company feels that with new relatable flavors such as “regret,” “back pain,” and “I can have a glass of wine at 11 AM, right?” more adults will switch to getting their nicotine fix from the Juul.
Yeah it’s me. The guy who wears shorts year round, no matter the temperature – how the hell are ya? I’m pretty swell, not cold at all actually.
First, they came for the PWILD budget and I said nothing because I did CUP. Then, they came
for the ice rink and I said nothing because who looks hot while ice-skating?
“Maybe it’s not too late to start an extracurricular that people actually like, one that isn’t some super embarrassing cult,” Silver continued. “I should try improv.”
“Biss is still fuming that he didn't even get a callback and finsta'ed that JB only got one because his parents donated the law school. Ahhh Nepotism, gotta love her. “
Move over Reaganomics— here are some 21st Century lies to tell your grandparents to make your vote stretch even farther in the midterm elections:
We feel like our demands are reasonable. We know your spending habits aren’t.