“I just can’t wait for these hormonal teens to climax on my recliner,” thirty-seven-year-old Couch growls.
All in Dorm Life
5 Reasons That I, Your Roommate, Am Definitely Not Secretly Your Dad Trying To Keep an Eye On You
#4: My Overprotectiveness of Your Virginity
I'm Not Mad, But Who Keeps Filling My Backpack with Beans?
I want to make it known how little anger I have toward this person, but I do ask that you come forward.
University Launches ShameRide Program for Post-Hookup Transporation
“It’s what the kids need,” Smith said. “God knows it’s hard enough for them to get laid.”
Confessions of a Former RA
There I was, wearing my best nylon purple duty vest. I looked good. I felt numb.
Report: Person Who Invited You to Party Has Closer Friends Here
This article was written by a fucking loser
Letter to My Roommate Regarding the Stuff I Steal
Apologizing to My Very Best Bud
A Journey through the Smells of Bobb
A Smell Guide to Northwestern's Smelliest Dorm
My Roommate is Dating My Mom: A Letter to Residential Services
Hi, I live in Elder, room 220. First and foremost, let me say that my roommate Jackson is a great guy.