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Dec 31 Dec 31 How to Get Blackout With Your Parents on New Year’s Eve Master Bader Ginsburg General Heinous For those of you who have burnt every bridge with your high school class but still want to get trashed.
Apr 3 Apr 3 It's Not Alcoholism until You Graduate, According to Twelfth-Year Senior Felicity Jenkins General Heinous
Dec 2 Dec 2 Point/Counterpoint: I've Decided to Stop Drinking vs. WHO WANTS TO DO SHOTS?!? Manua Hiki-hiki General Heinous, Point/Counterpoint
May 3 May 3 Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Do's and Don'ts of Being a Pre-med Marietta Von Festering Freshman Guide
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