“Just wait until spring!” they said.
Oh my god, don’t STARE at them. It’s, like, totally chill.
Let’s check it out, gamer squad.
Option 2: Christina. Fuck her, but god I love this bitch!
I always knew that getting lost in Tech as a junior was my destiny.
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“We are going to form a unique task force to investigate…and hope to roll out results by 2056,” said University officials.
The worst part? I couldn’t get them to leave.
“It’s funny the way some people in positions of power on this campus can look Einsteinian brilliance in the face and be too dumb to see it.”
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Let’s just hope that when winter finally ends and spring arrives, people will stop jacking off to on-screen incest long enough to hold onto the remainder of their personalities.
“You don’t have to like it or even understand it, we just want you to read it. Please?”
I have a specific taste that few people would understand, which is why I am the only person in my friend group who is now on A&O.
It’s really like, so, so, devastatingly sad that after all that time, I had to come back from abroad! And also that the church burned down.
“It’s almost like the real clitoris was friendship, and we’ve just been too blind to see that.”
“What I witnessed in Lutkin Hall Auditorium – well, it was an experience I can only describe as a true deflowering.”
What a fun way to let those noisy little artists in on the fun while recognizing some obvious realities.
This spring, we’re risking it all. Apply to be a writer by 4/14.