"I’ll preface my story with this: before I drank the Unicorn Frappuccino, I was really, really straight."
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A Crime Noir Retelling of Ruldoph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Let’s see now; there was the fellow named Dasher, his brother Dancer, their buddy Prancer. And the dame who looked like she’d go toe to toe with any two-bit mall Santa if she was having a bad day? That was Vixen.
