Smart Dillo Arrested for DUI and Drug Possession
EVANSTON, IL -
Smart Dillo was arrested late last night on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and drug possession, according to his attorney.
The arrest came after an argument between Dillo and Dehydrated Davis escalated into a full-blown chase. The incident occurred after the two had been dining at Alinea with Fallin’ Foster, Passed-Out Pratt, and Dillo’s then girlfriend actress Sophia Bush from Chicago PD. A visibly intoxicated Dillo physically assaulted Davis outside of the restaurant following an argument over their mutual ex-girlfriend Hottie Hanlan.
After ramming into Dehydrated Davis with his vehicle, Dillo sped into a US Bank parking lot, mowing down several street signs and a parking meter on the way in. He then exited the vehicle and urinated on an ATM, prompting a call to the police. Authorities arrived on the scene to find Mr. Dillo signing his name on the bank’s windows using his own feces. Dillo then began to undress himself, reportedly encouraging a female officer to touch his genitalia.
Authorities forcibly detained the inebriated armadillo. A search of Dillo’s car revealed a Ziploc filled with six grams of cocaine and a number of marijuana cigarettes in the glove compartment. According to the police report, Dillo’s BAC was above the legal limit, at 0.291.
Mr. Smart Dillo released a statement saying he was embarrassed and apologized to his family, friends, and the greater Northwestern community. He intends to fight misdemeanor charges and is expected to be cleared of all criminal charges.