APPLY TO BE ON SHERMAN AVE ~ F@!! 2017 Edition
The world's on fire. So what's there to do in the midst of all this flaming garbage?
You can donate to a cause. You can volunteer for some non-profit. You can also apply to write for Sherman Ave. The choice is yours.
Sure, writing for a website as heinous as ours won't save any small animals or plant any trees, but it can make people smile and laugh and shit. It can also make a lot of passionate theater majors get really angry, which is always a good time.
Fair warning: all of our writers are all incredibly beautiful and very popular, so the bar is high. But why not give it a whirl and fill out this here application?
Oh, you're not into writing/you're illiterate? But you still wanna be a part of Sherman Ave? Stop being so needy. But feel free to apply to our Sherman Ave Media Team. We're looking for nerds with interest (and talent, this isn't a charity) in video production and graphic design to make some funny effin' stuff for our site.
Apps are due Sunday, October 1st at 5pm. So once the comforting blanket of Wildcat Welcome's been pulled off your naked, first-year bodies (non first-year students can also apply, relax), fill out the app. Have some fun while you do it, ok? No one's judging you.
Just kidding, we're judging you.
Go Heinous or Go Home.
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