Can you see why it’s a little bit hurtful to us that you’ve barely touched it yet?
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Can you see why it’s a little bit hurtful to us that you’ve barely touched it yet?
The university will switch to Furrari, a rideshare service that employs local vermin and trains them to operate motor vehicles, effective January 1.
Kimye will be gracing us with their next child, Evanston West (fingers crossed!), very soon.
#4: My Overprotectiveness of Your Virginity
“You don’t have to like it or even understand it, we just want you to read it. Please?”
“Like any other club sport on campus, when we choose our members, we just do the classic kidnap, and then the good ole ‘drink or we’ll kill you’ method! Simple as that.”
Who do you think you are.
What gave you the right?
Fuck you.
“I think everyone will really love the new Zetas,” McCourt added. “And if they don’t like them, they’re just dolls, so they won’t be able to feel the soul-crushing insecurity I endure on a daily basis. We’re all looking forward to the social season ahead.”
"You will be compensated with the ring I was going to propose with at our monthly tapas dinner."
"All of my friends changed their names too: Dreg, Tynsly, Wldksghads, and even G&*@!s.
"Despite these charges, all 8,353 undergraduate students reported zero changes in their day-to-day life.
The show should be renamed Rag-ExtendedPeriodOf-time if it wants to truly capture the essence of the experience.
"My muscles are like dictionaries, full of definition."
I want to make it known how little anger I have toward this person, but I do ask that you come forward.
"I will begin with an apology: Profesora, you are one of the loves of my life, truly, but we cannot be together."
"As soon as you lock eyes with a student rep, they will see you as a human being. A human being they can take complete control of.
AND is in our DNA. Education AND profit. Coke AND Sprite. But with your help, we can Unshackle NU.
One is in the woods, one is in the big bad city of Chicago but most importantly, both create the illusion of friendship and security for freshman